aloc discovered, while checking out the pics in the dem headquarter windows 2 hen eggs in central park parking meters last weekends.
like any logical mansfieldite, i presumed eggs to be legal tender in city parking meters.
on his weekly visit to the pawn shop on the square, aloc deposited an egg in the egg holder provided on the parking meter, obviously for that purpose and received a big fat parking ticket.
aloc protest this outrageous treatment and personal insult. is his egg not big enough, or was it too white, should he have used a dark egg?
like any logical mansfieldite, i presumed eggs to be legal tender in city parking meters.
on his weekly visit to the pawn shop on the square, aloc deposited an egg in the egg holder provided on the parking meter, obviously for that purpose and received a big fat parking ticket.
aloc protest this outrageous treatment and personal insult. is his egg not big enough, or was it too white, should he have used a dark egg?
the pigeons roosting on the roof at st. peters church must stop being harassed, and worshippers, choraleers, bingo babes, free lunch patrons, and students, should be provided, at no cost, suitable headgear by the church.
our fowl population must be protected. they were here before we were and will likely survive humans.
our fowl population must be protected. they were here before we were and will likely survive humans.
the magnificent, beautiful aeration device at north lake park should be considered a local monument to federal funding, and a big green lighted acknowledgement sign should be mounted in the scenic lake.
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CNN is reporting that in a recent interview with the new york daily news, hugh hefner said that women are sex objects. what a revelation. next thing you know they'll be reporting that the pope is catholic, frog's a$$es are water tight, and that dolly parton sleeps on her back.
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aloc feels that a national law is needed concerning the important topic of gay common law marriage.
furthermore and moreover, the well known promiscuity of gays absolutley demands that gay common law polygomy be recognized by legalization, that one partner be allowed to tap(game the system) the social security and insurance benefits of at least 2 common law partners and no more than 5.
the common law statutes concerning common law marriage, state to state, are a mess.
for example,
not all states have common law marriage.
new york state does not recognize common law marriage consummated in new york state.
new york, as one of 50 states, is required by the constitution, to recognize common law marriage from the remaining states that do recognize
ccommon law marriages.
pennsylvania still recognizes common law marriage because all the pennsylvania ridgerunners never went to a church.
if a new york couple go to pennsylvania and register at a hotel as mr. and mrs., or with the man's surname and their individual given names,
a new york man and woman can be treated as common law marrieds in pennsylvania.
that convoluted set as circumstances can be used in claiming social security survivor benefits and other spousal benefits in new york state, because new york must recognize other state common law marriages and benefits.
stop this madness.
make all common law marriages, including gay, universal, and legalize gay polygomy.
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aloc feels that a national law is needed concerning the important topic of gay common law marriage.
furthermore and moreover, the well known promiscuity of gays absolutley demands that gay common law polygomy be recognized by legalization, that one partner be allowed to tap(game the system) the social security and insurance benefits of at least 2 common law partners and no more than 5.
the common law statutes concerning common law marriage, state to state, are a mess.
for example,
not all states have common law marriage.
new york state does not recognize common law marriage consummated in new york state.
new york, as one of 50 states, is required by the constitution, to recognize common law marriage from the remaining states that do recognize
ccommon law marriages.
pennsylvania still recognizes common law marriage because all the pennsylvania ridgerunners never went to a church.
if a new york couple go to pennsylvania and register at a hotel as mr. and mrs., or with the man's surname and their individual given names,
a new york man and woman can be treated as common law marrieds in pennsylvania.
that convoluted set as circumstances can be used in claiming social security survivor benefits and other spousal benefits in new york state, because new york must recognize other state common law marriages and benefits.
stop this madness.
make all common law marriages, including gay, universal, and legalize gay polygomy.
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