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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

cheap red wine

often times my thirst for adult beverages is greater than my wallet can afford. i may have found my answer.






all that is in the packet is active yeast and possibly some yeast nutrients. the waterlock (to prevent oxygen from turning the alcohol into vinegar) is under $4 at any wine makers' supply shop and is reusable.

i could substitute baker's yeast for about 50 cents a packet and make my own waterlock for next to nothing. why spend $10?



I took my troubles to a bar
To have some drinks and stare afar
I found my way to 84th and Devine
That sells those bottles of "Cheap Red Wine"

I've always had my way with chics
That's been that way since '66
She crossed the bar and blew my mind
'Cause what she said is you're drinkin' "Cheap Red Wine"

She then sat down and gave me a wink
said "ya' better pour that crap right down the sink"
I looked at the label, it was India Ink
But I surprised her by takin' another drink

I'm not quite sure if it was day or night
I puked on everything in sight
But when I stumbled out the door on 84th and Devine
I broke my bottle of "Cheap Red Wine"


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